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PDUK Commander parachutes to the rescue in new TV advert

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Good evening troops. PDUK Commander here and I want to tell you about my latest adventure.

While I spend most of my time based at the PaydayUK Command Centre, overseeing our crucial work distributing payday loans across the country, I can sometimes be found patrolling the skies answering emergency calls.

So it was that I was out cruising in PaydayUK’s very own Lancaster Bomber with my elite (and rather dishy) team of Ginger as co-pilot and Sandra on the radio, when we received a distress call.

I was at the controls, twirling my moustache, when Sandra heard an SOS from Clarissa, whose car had broken down.

The PaydayUK Commander’s tips to save energy and cut your bills

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Greetings troops. PDUK Commander here and I am most concerned as I have received some worrying reports about how much people are spending on their energy bills.

At the PaydayUK Command Centre we have all sorts of electric gizmos and flashy high-tech gadgetry crucial to the important work we do but we are able to keep the bills low by being careful and taking some simple precautions.

Now I never like to see resources wasted so I have written out a few of my top secret tips to help you save on your energy bills.

Great Easter Bingo bonanza prize give away

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PDUK Commander here, bringing you news of our smashing new Easter Bingo competition.

As a reward to our valued troops and in celebration of Easter the elite team at the PaydayUK Command Centre are giving away Chocolate Easter Eggs, Pizza Express Vouchers and iTunes Vouchers on a daily basis.

To enter all you have to do is go to our nifty Facebook page, ‘like us’ if you haven’t already, then click on the PaydayUK Bingo application.

Easter comes to the PDUK Command Centre

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Greetings troops. PDUK Commander here.

As you probably already know I run a weekly challenge to see how quickly you can get my lovely female assistants, including my second-in-command Sandra, to deliver the payday loans where they’re needed across the country.

As you may have noticed the game has taken on an Easter theme recently with bunnies and eggs featuring all over the place. While not really my cup of tea it does seem to be good for team morale.

Anyway, take part in the Commander’s Challenge on the The PaydayUK Facebook page to be in with a chance of winning £50 every week.

Commanding your cash

Commanding your cash

Money is a little like untrained personnel. Without the right discipline and guidance it will almost certainly end up concentrated in the wrong area or even disappear altogether.

It’s time to take command of your cash and let it know who’s in charge.

Organise your troops

It is one of the privileges of my rank that I am responsible for Sandra and the rest of my squadron, and charged with directing them to achieve their objectives – namely to make sure that PaydayUK’s payday loans are delivered with speed and efficiency – and I allocate my available personnel accordingly.

Arm yourself in the war against payday loan scams

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Pay attention here – this is important stuff. Here at the PaydayUK Command Centre we are less than pleased with the shenanigans of online scammers. Whether they’re after your money or your identity, these cowardly types have gone far enough, and it’s time you armed yourself with the information necessary to spot them when they try to attack.

How to spot – or avoid – the enemy

Some of the most despicable types are the payday loan scammers – they deserve to be court martialled. When you’re being assaulted on one side by a cash crisis, it’s not always easy to realise that a scammer is sneaking up on the other flank. And it’s when your defences are down that they could strike. So here are some more weapons for your armoury:

No payday loan code to crack with PaydayUK

Codes, camouflage, disguises, misleading information. Fascinating. Absolutely fascinating. Designed to send the enemy heading off in the wrong direction, they all have their place in a military campaign. They do not, however, have a place in the world of payday loans, where the emphasis should be on good communication.

As a military man I know the key to good communication is conveying the right information and doing so with clarity; even when giving orders to my much-valued assistant, Sandra, who has come to know me rather well.

Yet, when it comes to displaying the full cost of a loan – a time when they should be communicating as transparently as possible – some payday loan lenders feel the need to camouflage the facts, tucking certain fees and charges out of sight in a loan agreement that you’d need to be a codebreaker to crack.

Now, reputable payday loan lenders like those of us at the PaydayUK Command Centre think this is just not on. So, when you apply for a payday loan through PaydayUK , all the facts and figures are put on parade for you to inspect. There are no hidden charges waiting to ambush you after you’ve committed to taking the loan, and no ‘unauthorised personnel’ in the form of undisclosed arrangement fees or transaction charges.

In fact there are no arrangement fees or transaction charges at all. Before you even apply for your payday loan we make sure that everything is all ship-shape, with our loan calculator showing you what the total repayment (loan amount plus interest) will be. And that’s a straightforward £29 for every £100 borrowed from your application date to your payday. No codes to crack, no camouflage to see through. So if you are looking for a puzzle, might I suggest Suduko?

Why a PaydayUK payday loan
could be your ally

I’m an organised chap. Under my leadership the PaydayUK Command Centre runs like clockwork. Everything is given the attention it deserves with no effort wasted in the wrong areas. I’m equally organised in my home life. ‘A place for everything and everything in its place’; that’s my motto.

In the battle against rising prices organising your money is a vital weapon. As we all tighten our (in my case, highly polished) belts a little more, and give up on some of life’s luxuries (though never the custard creams), finding ways to live within ones means becomes more and more important.

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